N-7B Shuttle Challenger

This is what I wore on Hoth when the storm troopers attacked. Mine has a stain on the back from where I pooped my pants a little bit when the walkers showed up. I am not sure if a butt flap would help. It all happened so fast. I mean, you read about that kind of thing in stories. But it doesn't prepare you for the violence of a fear-induced, complete, and instantaneous bowel evacuation. Thank God Admiral Ackbar was is a giant carp. He cleaned me right up when I boarded his escape shuttle. It was like he hadn't eaten any muck from the bottom of a creek for months. Oh yeah, "Admiral" Holdo had one of these jackets too. She was just a cadet at Hoth. The Mon Calamari flagship she was responsible for watching the fuel gauge on, with all the senior brass on it, ran out of gas in Hoth orbit. It took a direct hit and everyone died but her. So she was promoted to admiral that day. Blue is a good color, but Solo is such a diva he will complain about it if you dress in the same outfit as him.